you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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