Where did you get a picture of my penis
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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