if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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