He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
now i know why i became what i already was.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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