Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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