It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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