So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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