You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My ass is underappreciated
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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