Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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