I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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