We won't sleep together?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
