I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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