hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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