Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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