He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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