He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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