you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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