Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Randomize
