Small penises have feelings too.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
