69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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