at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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