he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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