His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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