Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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