My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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