I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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