i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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