Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
they're like a gay fantastic four
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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