BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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