Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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