I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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