I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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