People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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