worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
