I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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