do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Drake has all the answers
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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