singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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