normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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