the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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