yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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