Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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