Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
There r osticjed everywhere
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She swung at the pinata with crutches
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
