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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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