I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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