whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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