i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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