don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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