The maid of honor just puked.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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