She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
