i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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