I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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