8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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