I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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