maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
