Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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