isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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